Here is Smack D's Dean list ! Thanks to quite a few people for nominating some cool awards !
1. Most over abused term - "My two cents" (say that on campus to get yourself killed)
2. Most words typed per email - Vivek J (Hands down winner ! btw his hands would have to be down if he has to type)
3. Best performance in a satire / artistically challenged - Pankaj Poddar (Any surprises?)
4. Best performance in a leadership role / Most expensive emails - MRC (1 lakh to 1 crore)
5. Best Historian - Vijeth (Mumbai blogs)
6. Helen of Troy award - Yevheniya K, for being the name that launched a thousand emails. (Need I explain)
7. Ms. Question Bank - Tanya Rawal (One more question please)
8. Mr. 10 minutes - Siddharth Negandhi (Powai to Ghatkopar)
9. Nature's boy - Hardik Jhaveri (whom nature calls on his blackberry)
10. Designated Driver's conundrum - Shouvik Sarkar (for potraying a dog as his designated driver to a suspecting cop @ Mumbai 5.0)
11. Smoked Crusader - Tom (Kabhi defeat Kabhi Gum)
12. Versatility in Restlessness - Shishir (Youngnrestless, Restless Fish/Charmer/Netowrker)
13. Byomkesh Bakshi Award - Vivek Pandey (for finding the three reason behind crimes - land, money & women)
14. Karaoke (Singer) lover - Akshay Pai (The singer is always better than the song)
15. Diet Coke Keshto - Ashwin Uppal (for messing all up after two shots of Diet Coke)
16. Discount Ninja - Jay Shah (aka Jignesh who can get a discount on anything icluding something thats free)
17. Dev D award - Parag D (for his awesome performance on Mumbai 9.0)
18. Mr. & Mrs. Smith award - Neha-Aviral Chaturvedi (oh Yeah ! The barb wire, thanks to Diet Coke Keshto, was only temporary)
19. Best friend award - Sujata D (for bringing her friend-cum-Shishir basher along for Mumbai 9.0)
20. Relentless Traveller - Rachita (Done with India !)
21. Head of ISB secret service - Mamta Saini (The Lady called M)
22. The Google paradox award - Sreejita Deb (Google gaddar - Ah yes ! she uses FB more than orkut)
23. MRC's great ISB idea award - Aditya Kulkarni (For hedging his placement)
24. Shakespeare's muse - Ritu / Reetu (two spellings for the same name ! Shakespeare asks whats in a name, She says whats in the spelling of the name)
25. Successful marketing campaign - Chalo Chennai (for the huge number of underwhelming responses)
26. FODU Award - Father of Doc updates Nikhil (aka Narnikhil who spread chaos at Pagalguy)
27. The Truck stopping Show stopper - Rishi (late night adventurist on the Lonavala highway !)
28. Chaddi Buddy / Six pack award - Pallavi (for taking the pink chaddis to Ram Sene and for developing the six pack abs on her King Kong costume)
29. Mr. Addiction - Maninder Gulati (for his addiction - to tobacco @ ITC & female models @ Fiama Di wills)
30. Mr Negotiator - Krishna Kumar aka KK (Can I re-negotiate this award too?)
31. Colonel Weed - Sandeep (Army commando-cum-Weed farmer)
32. Childhood buddy - Shweta Divecha (for being Shishir's childhood buddy)
33. Ms. Muscles - Malavika (Damn ! I couldnt manage to dodge the Gym instructor again today !)
34. Mr. Underwater Cybershot - Arjun Guha (for his underwater pics)
35. Photographical Paradox - Nitin Vishwas (the Pro photographer who hardly clicks pictures at Mumbai meets)
36. Mr. Mean Streak - Saurabh Goyal (he does have a mean streak in him ! Doesnt he ?)
37. Hedge fund buddies - PK & Amit (who plan to prosper by investing in laughing stocks as well as liquid stocks)
38. The Karate Kid - Manish Acharya (for suddenly discovering that he knew Karate)
39. Ialive award - Nishant Banore (for still staying alive despite teasing the Karate kid)
40. Ms. Nimbu Pani award - Saroni Ghosh the teetotaller ( Jamegi mehfil jab mil baithenge aap, main aur Nimbu Paani)
41. Navjot Sidhu award - Shruti Narayan (who used her infectious laughter to make us laugh at all Shishir jokes)
42. Con man's paradise - Pruthviraj Haral (Yes he is the boy who fell to the wolf cries)
43. Homer Simpson award - Given to the Junta on Facebook who actually thought that these awards are gonna be given for real at Hyderabad. (Duh ?)
44. Delli-6 award - Rishika (the brain behind the Dell deal)
45. Mentor award - Raghav Wate (for being the first to accept me as his (tor)mentor !)
46. Bachha award - Ankur Vaish (aka Sodium for being the Bacche for UBI fellow)
47. Genda Phool award - Sweta (she loves her life too, a 25yr old, greedy, self-obsessed, competitive, ambitious, naughty one !)
48. Global ISBian - Vinit Garg (for having a blog with a global reach)
49. Khabri - Nitin Pulyani (for giving us the inside dope on ISB)
50. Destiny's child - Priyom Sarkar (for his accidents and achievements)
In case of any disputes, first take bath in ice-cold water & then shoot yourself in the butt !
